Wordpress Archives - Customising

If anyone out there reads this (which I very much doubt) and knows anything about Wordpress - please help and I will love you forever :(

I want to customise my archives so that it lists every post in order of newest to oldest, displaying simply the title of that post with a link to the permalink (that actual post page).
I have posted on the support forums (where I seem to never get a reply), I have Googled it and come up with nada.

The only consolation is that a new series of Grand Designs started tonight, oh and we ate ribs and Sainsburys 3 for 2 caramel snacks. (I love ribs).

Edit: Sorted :) Googled the problem a little bit more and the problem is solved. Some genius (whom I now love eternally as promised) has the solution I need, used his code and I have a brand spanking new archives page.

Thanks to mr Devlounge for the code, I will be using him for further archive customisation in the form of categories.

Code I used is available here. It’s a .rtf cos Macs are great.

What it means is anyones guess, and I need to style it a bit more for what I want but it’s largely how I want it.