Here are some highlights from emails I have got from the SA in the last few days describing her dreams:

One was a complete nightmare – dreamt we were being attacked by (running from) a guy who’d had his eye gouged out and who we in the past had torn a chunk out of his side so he had it in for us – and we lived in a place that looked like my grandparents place and I was frantically trying unlock the front door while you were trying to lock the gate at the end of the drive. Really scary.

Very random, believe the eye gouged out was inspired by the episode in series 3 of Deadwood where the Captain had his eye gouged out in the thoroughfare.

Then I had a dream about work and that the payroll would not balance in BAS (new accounting system not even in yet) and that I had to resolve it or there would be serious implications.

Ok, boring one. Next…

Another one I was playing a singles match and some biatch who was supposed to be my coach/manager was completely trying to F me up and I was getting so angry with her!!

Oh and the biatch kept putting things on my side of the court like those huge great commercial wheelie bin things and giving tips to my opponent and calling my shots out when they were in.

Genius!

And here’s one I got this morning:

Had a dream last night that I came to work at your company and was given the spare desk in your office.

And you were not very happy about it!!!

And I had a mouse where the lead is so short that you can hardly move it around!!

I can’t be the only one that finds this stuff funny?